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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shelloil
cephalotodd

friends deep lore: the reason chandler is so bad at generally existing in the 90s/early 2000s is he actually died in 1843 of lead poisoning and now he’s been reanimated by dark wizard ross (a homophobe) and the only way to break free of his curse of living undead is to find love. luckily he shares a flat with friendly modern man joey who teaches him the ways of the world and maybe, just maybe, he also teaches him the meaning of love. 200k, slowburn, fisting

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gothkin
gwennovynne

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

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